Breakfast at Denny’s

by Wes Richards  wessays.blogspot.com Note: Adult language, adult content. That sausage catch in your throat, Mr. Speaker? Next time have your Banana Boat Breakfast Slam with bacon instead. And drink the coffee without sugar or … um… cream. Ah, Dennis, you roly poly bundle of all American joviality, what’s a rich guy like you doing in a dive like this? Denny Hastert, former Speaker of the House and now disgraced crook and possible boy boinker. A former congressman from a flyover town in Illinois who got rich and now is accused of violating the banking law to bribe a guy who says he acted inappropriately a million years ago when Denny was his high school wrestling coach. The bribe was to be $3.5 million. But you hadn’t yet paid it off when the FBI stopped you. Your excuse for Read more

Con-Cast

When Cablevision was our TV service company, we made the checks out to CableVermin or CabalVision. They cashed the checks and raised the rates every time you turned around. When Comcast was our TV service company, we made the checks out to Con-Cast. They cashed the checks and raised the rates every time you turned around. Stop turning around? Not a solution. They assumed you were turning. We switched to a satellite company which also is no bargain. But it’s fun to form a betting pool on when service will return after thunderstorms or snowstorms. Comcast recently has become the garbage disposal of corporations. You put your garbage in the sink, flip a switch and your castoffs become a gelled substance that easily flushes away. They are the biggest of the big cable companies. Read more
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